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Lee Heng Choon's avatar

Malaysia is who got bigger cables. Those without cables will always get electrocuted.

Blanca Xavier's avatar

Zahid the uncouth Javanese pendatang thug is, of course, not guilty of any of the very long list of charges made against him.

The. AG made the charges for the fun of it.

It was Friday afternoon and no one returned to work after prayers and wandering around the malls or hiding in the mistresses' handbag cabinets, everyone got bored of playing hammer-paper-scissors so they took their bits of papers and decided to have a competition of who could do the longest list of charges against the Javanese pendatang thug.

Everyone and his mistress and the glorified slave called the maid could do a long list.

The competition was then re-designed to become one where the winner of the longest list of charges that wouldn't stick be the winner.

Not everyone was happy about that.

So the competition was yet again redesigned to make everyone happy. As lawyers (and politicians) can say different things (lies) from two different sides of their big lying mouths, it was decided the winner should be the one who gives a long list to the AG which can be used in many different ways. The politicians can then make the charges stick and not stick as and when convenient.

Everyone, including the slimy opportunists in the Bar Society was very happy with that.

The winner takes home someone else's wife or mistress in a nice little scheme called a muta marriage in which a wife can be rented out for a specified period for a fee.

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