7 Comments

I bet many of them don't even know what the Hippocratic oath is. The sheer number of unlicensed, incompetent, money-faced, resentful and fearful doctors resulting from a culture of racist education quotas and bonds by a government that treats healthcare workers like cheap labour while blaming previous administrations is causing multitudes of patients to suffer and die.

Expand full comment

even more surprising is the number of lawyers who are allowed to practice inspite of serious breaches to the Legal Profession Act, breaches of their legal profession and ethical obligations as lawyers and their inability to distinguish between law and the constitution.

The numbers of doctors likewise in practice with valid practicing certificates can be halved if we took into consideration their obligations under their hypocritic oath and the quality of their work and priorities when it comes to patient care versus money.

Needless to say Towkay finds it hard to swallow that Bumis can these days do what Towkay once believed was hiss yellow monopoly. Khani nama.

Expand full comment

A reputable law firm I engaged demanded a 5k retaining fee and told me it might be a 6 year wait for my case while never giving any updates and every time I call, the new lawyers they pass and assign me to without informing me, are always invariably on some overseas holiday hence unavailable. Now we know what they're doing with their clients' fee advances at least.

Expand full comment
Jun 23·edited Jun 23

Looks like you've used some 100% genuine Malaysian lawyers.

You can demand you split the interest made through the lawyers holding the advance fees.

I always do that and have never experienced any lawyer tell me I can't do that. Lawyers always bank in your money.

Even if your share of the interest made may sometimes be small, the amount of money made by the lawyers on the money from many clients can be interesting.

You need to be constantly on the back of your lawyers, keep nagging them. Don't use email, even more so WhatsApp! Do letters, lawyers hate that as they have respond in kind.

Always ask to have a tape-recorder running when you see lawyers. The shifty bastards don't like it but they can't really object.

Lawyers (and judges) never really read your letters or documents, they do that hurriedly the day they are on the way to attend court.

I use lawyers worldwide and here's a gem: in the West don't use black lawyers; in Bolehland and Singapore, don't use Indian lawyers. Both are disliked in the elitist legal system. Sounds racist and all but that's some hard truth for you.

Always brief yourself thoroughly on your case, you'll find at the worst moment your lawyer is just a useless wanker who's never read your case.

Stick to the nitty gritty of your case don't have other conversations with your lawyer.

If you are daring, compliment your (lady) lawyers on their boobs and legs (not in Asia where they have no shape). You'll be surprised how appreciative they are. I have dated even married lady lawyers let alone unmarried ones. Their trade is a fcuking boring and miserable one you can understand why they can be interested even if you elaborate at great lengths what you feed your goldfish.

Sit on the testicles of your lawyer (the male ones only) and always get what you want and not tomorrow and tomorrow.

Expand full comment

Thanks for the tips, much appreciated 👍🏼

Expand full comment

Another one, don't let the lawyer's understudy, trainee, new lawyer take your case. Invariably they are useless rubbish, and any saving in costs is just not worth it.

A legal firm may have a reputation but it all depends on who it is exactly who takes up your case. Even so, he may not be awake half the time.

Expand full comment

"obligations under their hypocritic oath"

It's the Hippocratic Oath, you fcuking retard!

And no one's ever bothered about keeping it, medicine is about making money. So is the mercenary trade of lawyers.

As for "Bumis can these days do what Towkay once believed was hiss yellow monopoly", it is near entirely the Iban, Bidayuh, Melanau type of "Bumis" who are excelling. The "supremacist" type are considered to be excessively thick.

Mind you Dr Wong Soon Kai, a classmate of Mamakthir said their medical school in Singapore thought the Indian pretend-Malay was not medical school material. Mamakthir was registered as Indian then. After that he did a fakir bomoh job of morphing into a "Malay".

What's that "Khani nama" thing? Sounds broken Japanese. Must be some half-baked Japlish spoken by Mamakthir when he visits his favourite country. It is rumoured part of his money from corruption is stashed there.

Nama means "uncooked" in Nipponese. Very appropriate for a half-baked half-cooked half-assed "Malay" half-cooked supremacist! And there you have a Mamakthir son of Koothi, Pharaoh of our unwashed longkang supremacists! Praise be!

Btw, if it is "towkay" you are trying to say, the term simply means "head of a family/household". Doesn't fit into your half-baked half-cooked half-assed understanding of anything more than that ketuananistani pidginspeak gibberish.

It might break your soggy spine but please do try harder, there's a good half-cooked red-assed monkey!

And do tell the other monkeys the "towkays" send their children to good medical schools overseas and rarely to Russia. For the monkeys of ketuananistan that takes a beating.

Mustn't forget, Ketuanan did have a hero attended the prestigious Imperial College in Londonistan. Less than half way through his education he was arrested by a big bunch of police, caught doing strange things with inflated dollies of kids. He had a big bunch of hard drives brimming with naked images of kids too.

Wahlau-eh! The towkays and poor kway teow fryers struggled hard to make the scholarship for the hero of Ketuanan Inc and the bleeding pervert twat had to shame the whole country by going to prison! And such gratitude to the towkay uncles too!

I hope the inflatable dollies of kids were locked up separately, I bet they had to have some serious psychiatric counselling for their trauma. The Brit media were full of blow by blow accounts of our hero and his dollies, wtf!

Why can't he just shag table legs, at least he could get away with some excuses when the army of police raided him and caught him with his sarong down? If he weren't the best of ketuanan he could have even sued the police for assault on his collection of lab assistants.

Expand full comment