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Jul 6·edited Jul 8

Nice little number, true too.

I'll leave out the "save Malaysia" bit, well-hackneyed, and these days meaningless, every wan and the ham inside your sandwich is "saving Malaysia" that's why the fcuk nothing happens.

I'll vote this number replaces the national anthem "whilst MacMullah the laughing stock lasts". At least we don't have to hold our head in shame and rock and Boleh to a disgracefully stolen number from Hula-hulaland.

How tf some people else's number got stolen and even became the backbone, innards and face of our holy national anthem musical mantra is another of our great Malaysian mysteries! Most Malaysians have sticky fingers and out to grab for free anything free and not free, but, as the saying goes "this takes the biscuit" and everything else on the buffet table.

We'll need "Reformati reform is dead" to be in Bahahahasa tongue for it to be valid. For anything to be valid or even alive in Bolehland it has to be in bahahasa, the pidgin rojakspeak of our caveman "supremacists".

We'll need a "tamer" not lamer version for the non-batu fans and dear old ladies to sing to, for the dear kak selling tasty dishes in the streets with recipes stolen from Indonland, to hum to, for those buggers in church choral to do their spirituals, Praise Be, Alleluyah!

MacMullah should approve Mat Madani for a "Tan Sri" title. At the same time, he, MacMullah, appoints daughter to another post, Alhamdullilah!

Btw, if Mat Madani is a Bolehlander, I hope he's not plagiarised most of his number from somewhere else. Or we'll have to give him a "Professor" title from our universities bastion of plagiarism...

And I hope "Reformati reform is dead" will not be censored by the Gestapo. Or banned by MacMullah's sycophants.

Yeah! "MacSock it to me"! That's the wan by the little Nazi Lemak redneck from Russia with Love, the fat and noisy Soviet KKK doctor of KK Mart fame whom MacMullah and MacDani are too terrified to touch.

A couple numbers to soothe your nerves as you laze under the coconut trees:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G41zOpAc_zU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0WBQ-gE_s&pp=ygUUbWFtdWxhIG1vb24gbmVnYXJha3U%3D

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