For years now, Bolehlanders have always talked about the rates of the USD of the day. Even those who had hardly any business the change of half of one sen rate would make a huge difference.
So if there's now BRICS, new currency, alternative banking and financial systems, are we going to get more reasons our monkeys panic and commit suicide each time a rate changes that tf doesn't affect them?
Would there be more currencies Bankrupt Negara can gamble with? On top of our currency of vanishing worth!
Would the Chinese have to throw us a lifeline to save our ringgit and everything else we make messes of?
Would we have to surrender all our durians to China?
No worries, most of us slept through all our financial crises, there shouldn't be any problem or issue if our politicians make a big mess out of our khalwat with the BRICS.
Still, MacMullah must go explain himself and apologise to the Yankistan massahs for getting us into BRICS. And maybe dump our dollars (if any) fast before everyone else's finished dumping theirs.
American response is to increase its military presence in the SCS. But the days it can frighten off its opponents are long gone. It will meet against N Korea, Vietnam and Russia together with China. It cannot do without its proxies.
We should be frightened by the Yank military even if nobody else is.
Our military is a ridiculous joke compared to Singapore's. Thailand and Indonesia can eat us alive. We've already shown ourselves quite useless when confronted with a few Filipino fishermen, took us ages to dislodge them from their territory Sabah.
Our airforce fighters probably sold their engines again to some far away South American countries. Our submarines are antiques though mightily unsinkable.
Our super stealthy state of the art littoral combat vessels are so invisible nobody especially us can find them.
We have a fine tradition of combat prowess. We surrendered to the Portuguese, the Dutch, the Brits, the Japs and we can't fight a tiny band of our patriots running up and down forever in our country, and taking holidays in Thailand and even China! And when the patriots "surrendered", they did so getting reimbursed financially while refusing to hand over more arms than a few muskets.
We should be terrified of the Indons too. We couldn't defend our embassy when it was attacked with excrement and rotten fish.
Really, I won't be frightened by the Yanks, the Russians, the Chinese, the North Koreans. By the time we are confronted by any of the above, it will be the job of our Bangla PM who has to look after us and protect us while we languish in the oil palm plantations, or work in restaurants and stalls serving fcuking curries to the Bangla masters.
*Sigh* we should have sold out to Singapore long ago, while nobody else wants us, the Chinese could buy us on the plenty cheap when they have our durians their first and only preference.
Anyway, MacMullah Anwar has started the process of selling us down the Yangtze River, I've warned you against speaking "Mandarin" with deadly atrocious accents. And using our lah, loh, leh, grunts, and assorted wild animal noises, you'll end up breaking open durians for the Chinese masters and cooking mee and bihun for them..! That is, if you can't pass the super tough school examinations of the Chinese everyone is scared stiff of.
If you are working in the radar room tonight make sure you don't sleep. Or we'll all wake up tomorrow and the Chinese have finished invading us. And taken prisoners all our durians. And made MacMullah Anwar a floor mop for a halal Chinese laundry..!
For years now, Bolehlanders have always talked about the rates of the USD of the day. Even those who had hardly any business the change of half of one sen rate would make a huge difference.
So if there's now BRICS, new currency, alternative banking and financial systems, are we going to get more reasons our monkeys panic and commit suicide each time a rate changes that tf doesn't affect them?
Would there be more currencies Bankrupt Negara can gamble with? On top of our currency of vanishing worth!
Would the Chinese have to throw us a lifeline to save our ringgit and everything else we make messes of?
Would we have to surrender all our durians to China?
No worries, most of us slept through all our financial crises, there shouldn't be any problem or issue if our politicians make a big mess out of our khalwat with the BRICS.
Still, MacMullah must go explain himself and apologise to the Yankistan massahs for getting us into BRICS. And maybe dump our dollars (if any) fast before everyone else's finished dumping theirs.
American response is to increase its military presence in the SCS. But the days it can frighten off its opponents are long gone. It will meet against N Korea, Vietnam and Russia together with China. It cannot do without its proxies.
We should be frightened by the Yank military even if nobody else is.
Our military is a ridiculous joke compared to Singapore's. Thailand and Indonesia can eat us alive. We've already shown ourselves quite useless when confronted with a few Filipino fishermen, took us ages to dislodge them from their territory Sabah.
Our airforce fighters probably sold their engines again to some far away South American countries. Our submarines are antiques though mightily unsinkable.
Our super stealthy state of the art littoral combat vessels are so invisible nobody especially us can find them.
We have a fine tradition of combat prowess. We surrendered to the Portuguese, the Dutch, the Brits, the Japs and we can't fight a tiny band of our patriots running up and down forever in our country, and taking holidays in Thailand and even China! And when the patriots "surrendered", they did so getting reimbursed financially while refusing to hand over more arms than a few muskets.
We should be terrified of the Indons too. We couldn't defend our embassy when it was attacked with excrement and rotten fish.
Really, I won't be frightened by the Yanks, the Russians, the Chinese, the North Koreans. By the time we are confronted by any of the above, it will be the job of our Bangla PM who has to look after us and protect us while we languish in the oil palm plantations, or work in restaurants and stalls serving fcuking curries to the Bangla masters.
*Sigh* we should have sold out to Singapore long ago, while nobody else wants us, the Chinese could buy us on the plenty cheap when they have our durians their first and only preference.
Anyway, MacMullah Anwar has started the process of selling us down the Yangtze River, I've warned you against speaking "Mandarin" with deadly atrocious accents. And using our lah, loh, leh, grunts, and assorted wild animal noises, you'll end up breaking open durians for the Chinese masters and cooking mee and bihun for them..! That is, if you can't pass the super tough school examinations of the Chinese everyone is scared stiff of.
If you are working in the radar room tonight make sure you don't sleep. Or we'll all wake up tomorrow and the Chinese have finished invading us. And taken prisoners all our durians. And made MacMullah Anwar a floor mop for a halal Chinese laundry..!