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Regardless of whether you call it Cheebhai fan or Khani Nahu mee, it is a load of animal entrails with noodles or rice full of pork fat and left overs with MSG. Eat this cap at your peril and die.

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Jul 23·edited Jul 24

Chicken Korma, your pork feed doth has strange names.

Would that be in subcontinental Hinglish?

Or is that in our national pidginspeak together with ketuanan fare like mee, bihun, tauhu, pau, etc pirated from the Chinese uncles? No one had thought of changing those names even after a favourite copy of a foreign fare is now anjing panas.

Is the equally foreign fare the burger spared because the replacement word bugger sounds like what the perverted mullahs do to kids in the holy madrasa?

Don't forget the good books say if you really have nothing decent to eat you may stick your head in a non-hahahalal trough, enjoy, and oink. That would be infinitely better than hahahalal certification powered by corruption.

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